Consoles.

Well I'm back from bury. Never actually went to the pub, just wandered around aimlessly. It was awesome. Pretty cold though: I'm not a fan of the cold.

I said I was going to do a more light-hearted post this time, so I'm going to make this one about the games console arguments of the internet.

The big argument is playstation vs xbox. However, I'm not going to take sides. Hell, I'm not even going to talk about the consoles as consoles. I'm going to talk about the consoles as if they were people.
You see, I've realised that the consoles and their users can each be personified into one small group of people, so here goes.

Playstation 3 and xbox 360: These two are like the identical twins you knew in high school/college (if you knew any). They constantly argued about who was better and why, and how they were so different. Yet all the time, you secretly thought that they were pretty much the same, and you didn't care about the arguments at all!
Gaming computers: These are the genius' of the school/college. There's not that many of them, but they're ridiculously good. However, they do sometimes like to show off, which makes people like them less and less. They're the people who'll go on to a good university and get a good job, which nobody care about at all.
Nintendo wii: The wii is like your 8 year old cousin. He doesn't give a crap about graphics, gameplay, or even these silly arguments. He'd be much happier if he had an ice-cream, and was allowed to chase ducks around all day long.
PSP: This is like that kid you knew that made up complete bullshit to make himself seem cooler. He wanted to fit in with all the cool kids, so he tried to make himself appear impressive, but everyone knew he was talking crap.
Hand held nintendo (gameboy, GBA, DS): This is that guy who one day came up with a brilliant joke, and everybody loved it. However, he kept repeating it over and over so much, and it winded up getting annoying. Then, after a while, he'd bring it up again, and it'd seem pretty awesome again, but again, he'd kill it within an hour.
Old Consoles (NES, SNES, N64, SEGA, etc.): This is that guy you met in your media class in college. He's 20, and it's his 3rd attempt to pass his A levels. He always stinks of smoke and weed, and most nights he can be found drinking his body weight in alcohol in a pub or club. On the outside, you call him a loser and sad, and that he's a bit of a douche. However, once you get to know him, or even if you don't secretly on the inside, you know he's the coolest motherfucker you know.

And that's that! I quite enjoyed summarising consoles like that, and I reckon it's pretty accurate. I hope you enjoyed it!

Pic sort of related. It makes me laugh though.

I probably wont be posting again until tomorrow, but we'll see how the rest of the day goes.